White & NerdyBy "Weird Al" YankovicThey see me mowin' my front lawnI know they're all thinkin' I'm soWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdy?Look at me, I'm white and nerdyI wanna roll with the gangstasBut so far they all think I'm tooWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyReally white and nerdyFirst in my class here at M-I-TGot skills, I'm a champion at D and DM.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.Keep you're forty, I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin, to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherryStephen Hawking's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outGot people beggin' for my top eight spacesYo, I know pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills, but I still wear bracesI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a wiz' at Minesweeper, and I play for daysOnce you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazedMy fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't run (run)At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)Do vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (What?)Happy Days is my favorite theme songI could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quiz you bring onI'm fluent in JavaScript as well as KlingonHere's the part I sing onYou see me roll on my SegwayI know in my heart they think I'mWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdy?Look at me, I'm white and nerdyI'd like to roll with the gangstasAlthough it's apparent I'm tooWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyHow'd I get so white and nerdy?I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comicsYou know I collect 'emThe pens in my pocket, I must protect themMy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me boredShoppin' online for deals on some writable mediaI edit WikipediaI memorized Holy Grail really wellI can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-LI got a business doing websites (websites)When my friends need some code, who do they call?I do H-T-M-L for 'em allEven made a homepage for my dog, yoI got myself a fanny packThey were havin' a sale down at The GapSpend my nights with a roll of bubble wrapPop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freakyI'm nerdy in the extremeWhiter than sour creamI was in AV club, and glee clubAnd even the chess teamOnly question I ever thought was hardWas "Do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?"Spend every weekend at the Renaissance FairGot my name on my underwearThey see me strollin', they're laughin'And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm soWhite and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyAll because I'm white and nerdyHoly cow, I'm white and nerdyI wanna bowl with the gangstasBut, oh well, it's obvious I'mWhite and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyLook at me, I'm white and nerdySongwriters: ANTHONY HENDERSON, JUAN SALINAS, OSCAR SALINAS, HAKEEM SERIKI© Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing GroupFor non-commercial use only.Data from: LyricFind
А вот нельзя ли все части в одной теме, вместо того, чтобы на каждую новую часть новый топик создавать, а?
Мне не нравиться, что в стихах смысла где-то ¼. Смысл с стихах, вообще, странная вещь: то он есть, а то его нет. Но когда половину строчек, может с ущербом для рифмы, можно выбросить, это не дело.
Вот тоже баллада о мастере:
P.S. Если это не секретно, скинешь ссылку на хомяка в цилиндре на твой аватарке
( Мне бы ещё Барда, который спеть её может )
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Тема: Баллада о ленивом мастере песнь 2/5 (Прочитано 1348 раз)